Notes: 2097 / 9 hours ago
from neogohann (originally from neogohann)
Notes: 5485 / 9 hours ago
from theguitfiddlinmadman (originally from latte-dah)
Zelda: Link, win this one for Hyrule!
Link: FOR HYRUUUUUUUUUULEEEEE *charges into battle*
(camera quickly pans to other side of field)
Ganondorf: WIN THIS ONE BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO
Ghirahim and Zant: BECAUSE YOU TO TOLD ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOO *charges into battle*
Notes: 2269 / 9 hours ago
from safetyundermyblanket (originally from reddlr-trees)
Notes: 20383 / 23 hours ago
from theguitfiddlinmadman (originally from natalieblackstone)
mom: Apple? Say apple.
Notes: 1883 / 1 day ago
from toonami-underground (originally from kane52630)
Notes: 103653 / 1 day ago
from theguitfiddlinmadman (originally from whiskeydrinking-operating)
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
Notes: 3145 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from iraffiruse)
Notes: 2540 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from fallontonight)
Notes: 1490 / 1 day ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from effyeahultimatespiderman)
Notes: 18568 / 1 day ago
from toonami-underground (originally from churrocigar)
Notes: 73869 / 2 days ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from best-of-memes)
Notes: 103756 / 2 days ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from c8terade-me-bitch)
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
Notes: 139300 / 2 days ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from jack-baraatwat)
Notes: 131435 / 2 days ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from stantler9-deactivated20140418)
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education
Notes: 21812 / 2 days ago
from hearrivedlikethewind (originally from artsy-fartsy-croat)
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.